22 February 2026
Odi Et Amo by AnonymousTin Cans | Romance, Angst
A certain miniature Roman general has feelings for a certain Arthurian Knight, but will they be reciprocated?
Word Count: 1.4K
28 October 2024
Relearn Together by PreciousGemCatsMuseum Dads | Fluff
Dating is hard, especially when you're way out of practice. Thankfully, Larry and Leslie both have great partners (AKA each other).
Word Count: 460
12 January 2024
Ты слишком много болтаешь, ас by KhinkersDNightHart | Romance
Музей естественной истории открывает свои двери для посетителей после реконструкции. Вернувшемуся на прежнюю работу Ларри Дэйли предстоит вновь встретить так запомнившуюся ему девушку.
Word Count: 239
12 December 2023
Please Don't Take Him Just Because You Can by retrobrJedtavius, Jedediah/Lancelot | Angst, Pining, Romance
Three long years have passed since Ahkmenrah was reunited with his parents. It meant a new chance for life at the Museum of Natural History — a new chance for something new for the two miniatures that live in that historical abode.
But who knew that just one person could ruin all the excitement of Octavius' life so badly?..
Word Count: 6.7K
22 November 2023
in this marble tomb i found bronze. by justsomedumbhistorybuffAbraham Lincoln Statue/Teddy Roosevelt Bust | Crack
It's a very problematic size difference, practically non-functioning, but they make it work. They always do.
Word Count: 781
10 January 2023
Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again (fan edition) by YDraigAurJedtavius, Femslash Figures | Fix-It
NATM 4 but if the creators had spent like ten minutes researching what the fandom wants and talking to an Egyptologist (AKA what one bisexual Ahkmenrah simp wanted the movie to be)
Word Count: 8.2K
31 December 2022
you taught me how to misbehave by Riv_StyxFemslash Figures | Fluff
In which Sacagawea and Joan of Arc are totally just really good friends.
Word Count: 2.6K
20 December 2022
Wedding Bells and Dinner Bells by RecycledChickenJedtavius, Knightguard | Crack, Slice of Life, Fluff
Larry confesses to Ahkmenrah that he wants to wear a dress.
Jedediah is a simple man and just wants to eat cake.
Word Count: 2.5K
18 December 2022
弄臣 由 hentaixKnightguard | Angst
原文写于2015年春，黑历史了已经是私设有。就是骑士变成人男主变成蜡像的梗
Word Count: 1.6K
17 December 2022
I Ain’t Quitin’ You by Beagletime and Historic_FicsJedtavius, Museum Dads | Angst, Fluff
A collections of oneshots with Jedediah and Octavious, co-written with Historic_Fics!
Word Count: 13.2K
10 August 2022
Exploring Squeaks by PrisonMooseJedtavius, Knightguard, Tin Cans | Pining, Fluff
A little bit of Larry/Lancelot and Octavius/Lancelot just because I feel like it
Word Count: 918
5 August 2022
Dr. McPhee Ficlet Collection by BaconWrappedRainbowsMuseum Dads | Fluff, Pining
A collection of unconnected ficlets/drabbles centred on Dr. McPhee and my headcanons for him.
Word Count: 5.9K
19 May 2022
Oxytocin by BaconWrappedRainbowsMuseum Dads, Jedtavius | Fluff
Larry keeps seeing advertisements for this "cuddle therapy" place, but he doesn't even consider giving it a try until a particularly rough day at work leaves him confused and just wishing someone would hold him. He may get a little bit more than he bargained for in his appointment, though, as he's coming in with plenty to unpack.
Word Count: 6.1K
21 April 2022
NATM by Ireally_lovemacdemarc0Jedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Capoleon, Kahmunrah/Lancelot, Amelia/Custer | Fluff
Some Capolean and other ships from night at the museum
Word Count: 3.1K
19 April 2022
Keep It Down, McPhee by BaconWrappedRainbowsMuseum Dads | Angst, Hurt/Comfort
“Leslie, are you alright?” Larry asks softly.
Hearing Larry say his first name is simply too much. Dr. McPhee feels hot tears burning at his eyes, and the lump in his throat becomes like a stabbing pain. “No,” he manages, and he dares to squeeze Larry tighter.
“It’ll be okay.”
A tear rolls down the former director’s cheek, soaking into the material of Larry’s coat. He shakes his head. “No.”
“I’ll do everything I can to get you your job back. I promise.”
“I believe you. And I’m so grateful for that, truly. But that’s…” They swallow, closing their eyes. More tears slip down their flushed cheeks. “It won’t be the same.”
Word Count: 2.8K
7 April 2022
Domestic Agony by BaconWrappedRainbowsMuseum Dads | Slice of Life, Pining, Fluff
With Erica, he’d taken this kind of intimacy for granted. The kind that wasn’t sexual, but deeply emotional— the kind that made a person feel loved, needed, and replenished. Larry craves it now, with Leslie… They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but for Larry, absence only makes his heart ache.
Word Count: 3.5K
27 March 2022
Unconventional Means by BaconWrappedRainbowsMuseum Dads | Angst, Fluff
“Dr. McPhee, please—” Larry grabs the other’s wrist, drawing a kind of squeak from him. “I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m telling you the truth, about everything.”
McPhee stares at the point of contact between them, eyes widening. A blush dusts his round cheeks, and his lips part slightly.
Larry has no idea what to make of this, so he simply continues. “I swear to you, I’m being honest. And to save the museum, I need your help. I can’t do it without you.”
“I see right through what you’re doing. You’re playing with my feelings,” McPhee snaps, tearing their arm out of Larry’s grasp.
Word Count: 2.4K
17 March 2022
Larpheee by bitter_lemonadeMuseum Dads | Crack, Humor
A joke fic for some friends ( you know who u are)
Word Count: 257
16 October 2021
The start of a new beginning by Aquietwriter25Museum Dads | Pre-Relationship
Larry and McPhee have a much needed talk, the old nightguard returns and he might just have a new relationship in the works.
Word Count: 351
12 May 2021
quid faciam, cum te, mea vaca pueri? by lobsterthermidorJedtavius, Joan/Amelia | AU (Time Travel), Hurt/Comfort, Fluff
quid faciam, cum te, mea vaca pueri? [what will i do with you, my cowboy?]
Sometimes, the universe works in the weirdest of ways, and sometimes, it transports you right back to the love of your life
Word Count: 2K
1 November 2020
What If She Says No? by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker | Romance
Wea is anxious about proposing to Amelia.
Word Count: 324
26 October 2020
The Assassin Doesn't Play Nice...Or Maybe She Does by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker | AU (Assassin)
She needs money, but it seems like the only way to do it is to assassinate a famed political leader.
Word Count: 909
26 October 2020
Burning Desire by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker, Rebecca/Sacajawea, Joan/Amelia | Fluff, Angst, Pining
She hates how jealous they make her.
Word Count: 962
24 October 2020
Bit of magic in the Museum by AltiriaNon-NatM Pairs | Whump
It was all part of the job, look into the strange magic signature in the museum and remove it before the Muggles notices. Downside? The Muggles already had, and the cause was… well, hot.
Word Count: 1.7K
12 October 2020
For Me? by GayGothicFanboyAttila/Laaa | Fluff
Attila recieves a gift.
Word Count: 161
9 October 2020
Just Breathe by GayGothicFanboyAl/Ivan | Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Everytime Al's depression kicks in, Ivan reminds him to breathe.
Word Count: 847
29 September 2020
You Can Do This by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker | Fluff
Amelia struggles to come out to Wea.
Word Count: 111
28 September 2020
Situations by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker | Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Wea and Rebecca keep getting in situations that frustrates Amelia.
Word Count: 260
28 August 2020
Just One Message by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker | AU (High School), Angst, Pining
Just one message would change her life forever.
Word Count: 140
25 August 2020
It Wasn't So Bad by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker | Fluff
Amelia takes Wea on a flight.
Word Count: 195
20 August 2020
What He Does Isn't Your Concern by GayGothicFanboyAl/Ivan | Slice of Life
Ivan stands up for Al.
Word Count: 106
18 August 2020
Parenting Wars by GayGothicFanboyJedtavius, FlightTracker | Slice of Life
Larry tries to show the exhibits that parenting isn't as easy as they think it is. But Jed and Octavius challenge Amelia and Wea to a competition to see who would be better parents.
Word Count: 904
7 August 2020
Anything You Want by GayGothicFanboyAl/Ivan | Slice of Life
Kahmunrah tells them that they'll get anything they want when he rules the world.
Word Count: 120
4 August 2020
You Are Awesome by GayGothicFanboyAl/Ivan | Fluff
Al tells Ivan that he is awesome.
Word Count: 145
31 July 2020
In This World (And Any Other) by PixiemageJedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Tin Cans, Jedediah/Amelia | AU (Modern), Universe Hopping
When Jedediah and Octavius tumble into the ventilation system of the British Museum, they fall much farther than either of them are expecting. Thrown into a billowing cyclone, fighting against a cacophonous wind storm that threatens to blow them asunder, the pair of miniatures are torn apart from each other and sent careening into a disorienting light that deposits them far, far from home. They find themselves in a world where things are much different - where the Natural History Museum plays no part in their meeting - and where memories of a life they never lived drown out the ones from their reality. Falling through universes, jumping through time, Jedediah and Octavius chase after memories that feel like dreams and try to track down and keep ahold of the knowledge of where they really came from...all the while wondering if their other half still remembers who they both really are.
They fall into the air duct as friends. Whether they come out of it that way remains to be seen.
Word Count: 38.7K
28 July 2020
The Truth by GayGothicFanboyFlightTracker, Theodore Roosevelt/Sacajawea | Pining
Teddy asks Wea for the truth of why she doesn't seem to like kissing him.
Word Count: 366
2 May 2020
Тридцать by SomeAnonymousAuthorTablet Guardians, Amelia/Rebecca
Один день - один драббл
Word Count: 15K
3 March 2019
A Dart Brought Us Here by upsetslingshotAhkmenrah/Attila | AU (Modern)
"The singer beamed and waved back at Ahk. The drum solo ended but the singer didn’t stop looking at Ahk. A ripple of laughter went through the crowd as the guitarist stamped his foot several times until the singer jumped and started performing again."
Thanks to Ahk's bad dart-throwing skills, he and Kah have ended up in Atyrua, Kazakhstan on holiday. There's not to much here to see except: snow; markets... and one particular heavy metal singer.
Word Count: 25.4K
14 November 2018
Bad, Bad Alphonse Capone by Blackbeltkitten2Jedtavius, Capoleon, Lewis/Clark | Fluff, Angst, Drama
Al and the boys practically beg (Though they won’t stoop so far as to say they were actually begging.) to be colored up like everyone else. Finally one day they get a paint-job, despite McPhee’s ever-present paranoia; Capone and the gang being popular in grey-scale. Several weeks after they finally get what they want, Al gets in a fight, and doesn’t come out of it well. Luckily for him Napoleon is compassionate enough to put up with Al’s grating personality to help him.
Word Count: 15.8K
25 October 2018
Ночной Нью-Йорк by PheebyTin Cans, Jedediah/Kahmunrah | AU (Human), Humor, Romance
Джедидайя пытается найти путь к сердцу солидного мужчины.
Word Count: 1.7K
24 October 2018
Узы крови by AlyonaSL & SunofnwTablet Guardians, Kahmunrah/Lancelot | AU (Modern), Drama
Какая бы беда ни случилась с Аком, Камунра помогал ему. Всё-таки родная кровь. Так вышло и на этот раз.
Word Count: 9.8K
1 May 2018
АУ-челлендж (сборник текстов) by AlyonaSLKahmunrah/Lancelot | Humor, Romance
Драбблы с майского АУ-челленджа-2018: каждый день по одному (кроме тем, которые автор решил пропустить).
Word Count: 17.2K
25 February 2018
Метаморфозы by AlyonaSLTablet Guardians, Larry/Erica | Drama, Romance
Word Count: 2.5K
3 February 2018
Творческие Кубики (сборник игровых драбблов) by AlyonaSLJedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Kahmunrah/Lancelot | Humor, Romance, Friendship
Драбблы с "игры в Кубики" - творческого челленджа, где из списка случайным образом выбираются два персонажа и жанр, а автор отдувается потом :)
Word Count: 3.4K
11 November 2017
Первое свидание by AlyonaSLTilly/Laaa | Romance, Humor
женщин обижать не рекомендуется
Word Count: 937
30 July 2017
Ativan Eyes by karrenia_runeLarry/Attila | Slice of Life
The title comes from a Ted Leo and the Pharmacists song.
Word Count: 1.5K
13 May 2017
Prendre ce risque de YangYingYungYenLarry Daley/Jedediah | Hurt/Comfort
Un petit bonhomme et un gardien de nuit. Une figurine et un humain. Une histoire d'amour impossible. Sauf si...
Word Count: 4.7K
18 August 2016
Radio Rome by pizzacreativeJedtavius, Tin Cans | AU (Modern, Radio), Humor
Octavius Caesar is a beloved radio announcer working for the local station, known for his “Radio Rome” segments. Then, one day, he comes face to face with a rival from America – not to mention the most obnoxious man he has ever met.
Word Count: 29.7K
11 March 2016
Апартаменты by Pheeby and RobinGoodfellowJedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Brandon/Tilly, Rebecca/Attila, Kahmunrah/Lancelot, Amelia/Custer | AU (Modern)
Вместе с Джедидайей мы наблюдаем за событиями, которые происходят с ним и его соседями по подъезду.
Word Count: 15K
5 January 2016
What a Beautiful Wedding by MimeticEternityNightHart, Tablet Guardians | Angst, Pining, Romance
"You may now kiss the bride."
Word Count: 181
21 December 2015
I am trash and so are you for reading it by SlothpoeLarry/Attila | Humor, Crack, Romance
Larry Daley waits each night for his true love to awakend
Word Count: 527
25 December 2015
NATM Rent AU for Steph Series by TheSadisticMunchkinJedtavius, Tablet Guardians, FlightTracker, Nick/Lancelot | NATM Secret Santa 2015, AU (Rent: The Musical), Fluff, Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
A 5 part series created for Steph aka demilarrydaley on tumblr for the NATM Secret Santa 2015
Word Count: 4.7K
22 November 2015
Free At Last by KatLeePTJedtavius, Larry/Teddy | Fluff, Romance
They stood gathered around the small television set, each of their hearts hoping for the same outcome.
Word Count: 2K
23 September 2015
Chasing the Clouds Away by walkydeadsTablet Guardians, Rebecca/Sacajawea | Fluff
Based on the tumblr ask prompt: "i accidentally grabbed your phone instead of mine and you were texting your friend about how cute i am. you even sent pictures."
Word Count: 1.6K
12 September 2015
The Many Awkward Adventures of Jedediah and Octavius by WolfMeisterJedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Museum Dads | AU (Human)
Jedediah doesn't want people to know that he isn't straight, but he can't help loving on Octavius. This causes problems in their relationship.
Word Count: 7.4K
1 September 2015
Maybe It's Fate by Spamano_SweetheartsJedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Tin Cans, Amelia/Custer | AU (Modern), Drama, Romance
Octavius is a journalist who is engaged to a wealthy Englishman by the name of Lance. The two are adored Lance's family and they all can't wait for the couple to be married. Octavius believes he's head over heels for Lance but that changed one night when he's out to dinner with Lance's family and quite literally bumps into a waiter named Jedediah. After which they start hanging out and that ultimately leads them to falling in love, causing a secret relationship between them. Now Octavius must try to keep it a secret from Lance and his nosey family. But how long will that last?
Word Count: 5.6K
17 August 2015
and they'll say "Boys Will Be Boys" by TechnicalTragedyJedtavius, Amelia/Lancelot, Nick/Ahkmenrah | AU (High School), Angst, Fluff
Senior year was supposed to be like every other year in the past. Jedediah and Octavius never took the possibility of each other into account.
Word Count: 33.7K
9 July 2015
Shut up And Dance With Me by disenchantedphoenix🔒Kahmunrah/Lancelot | AU (Modern)
Ahk takes his brother to the place where he met Larry in the hopes that Kah will meet someone of his own.
Word Count: 1K
29 May 2015
Aestas by AnonymousJedtavius, Custer/Lancelot | AU (High School), Fluff, Angst
Junior year is when he discovers that this school has privately funded sports teams.
He comes to the field after school every practice he can, just to watch. Because damn. Especially that one kid. He's number, what, seventeen or something? Octavius doesn't remember. All he knows is that whoever he is, he's got a fantastic-
Set of eyes that are staring straight at him.
Octavius fumbles around for his textbook and wrenches it up in front of his face.
Word Count: 30.8K
5 May 2015
¡Qué te de la mano ese imbécil de Lancelot! por Spike DarkeJedtavius, Tin Cans | Pining
-Lancelot …– Había arrastrado cada letra en lo que parecía un susurro que a Jedediah se le antojó placentero. El general romano se había llenado la boca con ese nombre, ese maldito nombre que martilleaba los tímpanos de Smith desde primera hora de la noche.
Word Count: 1.7K
4 April 2015
Karaoke Night by disenchantedphoenixKahmunrah/Lancelot | Humor
Lancelot wants Kahmunrah to sing for him. Kah doesn't want to sing.
Word Count: 735 | Русский
31 March 2015
¡Que te bese Amelia Earhart! por YariChanNightHart, Jedtavius, Tablet Guardians, OT3 | Humor
Tras finalizar la batalla del Smithsonian Amelia se ofrece a llevarles en su avión de vuelta a Nueva York y una vez allí decide que tiene que darle a Larry una despedida como dios manda, cosa que no sienta del todo bien a cierto faraón.
Word Count: 1.2K | FF.N
9 March 2015
Plans by AnonymousJedtavius, Octavius x The Mayor | Pining
Octavius has a plan. A great plan. A plan of seduction.
⚠️ Contains racist content. Reader discretion advised.
Word Count: 5K | Русский
18 January 2015
The (New) Night Job by animegrl1047Jedtavius, Tablet Guardians, Theodore Roosevelt/Sacajawea | AU (Teacher), Slice of Life
Larry Daley is a teacher who has been looking for a second job when the school is forced to cut back on the amount of classes he teaches. One of those second jobs that's offered (read: slightly forced) turns out to be the night guard job at the AMNH - something that he's somewhat prepared for since the museum was his inspiration to be a history teacher.
When he takes the job, though, things are not what they seem.
Word Count: 140K | [Fanfiction.net (69K)]
10 February 2015
Still Awake by fluffybuckybearJedtavius, NightHart, Courtly Love | Friendship, Humor
Ahkmenrah, Lancelot, Tilly and all the other exhibits have gotten used to life at the British Museum. That is until one fateful dawn when something strange happens and they are whisked away on a new adventure; seeing old friends and making new ones. And, well, saving the world, again.
Word Count: 20.6K
12 January 2015
We're So Dead by Mischief's AngelAhkmenrah X OC, Nick X OC, Larry/Rebecca | Friendship, Romance
Things change at the Museum when Nicky starts his job as the second Night Guard. Even more changes occur when he basically adopts Ahk as his big brother. Basically, it's a lot of Ahk and Nicky getting into trouble and having adventures in New York!
Word Count: 12.9K
5 January 2015
Start of Something Sensational by minibugandkittynoirTheodore Roosevelt/Sacajawea | Friendship, Romance
Set in NatM1, about Teddy and Sacagawea, requested by GalaxyGirl317.
Word Count: 223
2 January 2015
A Slip of the Memory by DaisyInTheWildTheodore Roosevelt/Sacajawea | tags
When Ahkmenrah injures Teddy, it is thought to be an accident. But when Larry tries to confront the young Pharaoh, he realises that something is very, very wrong.
Word Count: 12.6K
7 January 2014
The Love of a Pharaoh and a Night Guard by AllroundfangirliLarry/Kahmunrah | Romance, Humor
Kahmurah will do anything for Larry to be by his side forever.
Word Count: 8.5K
9 August 2012
A Place in the World by SparkChaserNightHart, Teddy/Sacajawea | Family
Sacajawea had secretly wanted to have a child but knew she couldn't have one...That is until a new exhibit comes to museum.
Word Count: 990
23 January 2011
Fate Steps In To See You Through by BookLizardNightHart | Romance
Amelia wants to become human for Larry, but she's going to need help. Will fate and true love see them through? Or will things go horribly awry?
Word Count: 4.7K
23 June 2010
Do or Die by TTCycloneLarry x Rebecca | Romance, Humor
Rebecca and Larry have a fight, and it could mean the end of their relationship for both of them. Can our favorite Night Guard patch things up with Rebecca, or will she leave him forever, heartbroken?
Word Count: 2.6K
14 December 2009
Out of the Storage Closet by shelllessturtleNightHart | Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Welcome my land where Amelia-look-alike-chick doesn't exist, and we all ship Larry/Amelia!
Word Count: 1.1K
12 December 2009
Plain and Simple, Amelia by Kat Bee DeeNightHart | Romance
Larry hasn’t been able to forget about Amelia since their night together, saving the Smithsonian. Finally he realizes things can never be the same for him.
Word Count: 1.2K
10 November 2009
Only the natural conclusion by lazaefairOT3 (Larry/Amelia/Ahkmenrah) | Humor
I give you: Larry/Ahkmenrah/Amelia threesome. Because the threesome is the solution to everything.
Word Count: 268
27 August 2009
Tears, Travel, and True Love's Triumph by BookLizardNightHart | Romance
It's about Amelia and Larry, post-Battle of the Smithsonian, because I think they needed to end up together.
Word Count: 33.8K
25 August 2009
Reversão por Aldebaran das Areias VermelhasNightHart | Friendship
Alguém ergueu os olhos para contemplar as estrelas?
Word Count: 195
28 July 2009
A Decision for All by Away.to.NothingNightHart | Romance, Humor
Larry wants Amelia to be real, and Akhmenrah can help. Only if she becomes living will Larry be able to progress.
Word Count: 3.1K
2 July 2009
Escape Overseas by losingsleep20NightHart | Adventure, Romance
It's been exactly one year since the events in DC. Everything seems smooth, but problems are beginning to pop up, and Larry will have to travel out of the States to get back an exhibit. And Larry can't seem to forget the night with Amelia.
Word Count: 6.4K
19 June 2009
Mi cumpleaños más doloroso por JazzitaNightHart | Drama
Es el cumpleaños de Larry y todos en el museo deciden celebrarlo, trayendo de nueva cuenta a la chica que lo conquistó hace años. ¿Qué pasará cuando ambos se unan de vuelta?
Word Count: 1K
28 May 2009
Running Differently: Part One, Two, and Epilogue by rodloxNightHart | Slice of Life
Capone switches sides, and Amelia Earheart plans ahead.