Bootleg Items
"These aren't real rubies at all!"
This page contains links to potentially dangerous websites due to the sale of bootleg merchandise. Visit or purchase from them at your own risk.
This page is for bootleg physical merchandise: clothing, toys, stationery, and anything tangible on this material plane that isn't a film release.
Larry Daley Jacket
For £75, you can buy this pretty awesome looking Larry replica jacket. It doesn't have any seals of authenticity, so it seems to be a bootleg. A pretty high quality one, though, surprisingly so.
Unfortunately, images are pulled from who knows where, and Ultimate Leather UK's reviews show a history of scamming people with low quality products.
- Availability: Likely fake
- Source: Ultimate Leather[1]
Knockoff Yeezys
In 2024, these shoes made the rounds on Pinterest and Tumblr. They are manufactured by IEBAcademy, a Pinterest automatic program shop, whose site is so rudimentary the dropdown lists were filled with Lorem Ipsum. The source for these is now a 404 page. These are likely screen-printed, and cheaply made. Still, could you imagine wearing these? You'd have to beat the ladies off with a stick.
- Availability: Likely fake
- Source: IEBAcademy
Content Farms
Content farms are media creation and distribution companies that create large volumes of stuff ranging from articles to videos, often with no regard for quality control. In journalism, this can lead to plagiarism and the spread of misinformation. On YouTube, it leads to using characters and plots from kids media in strange ways.
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Bootleg Films
Unsurprisingly, some bootleg films have been made. This section seeks to find them and preserve them, even if the old cease-and-desist gets to them first.
Night at the Museum of the Bible (Unreleased)
A Christian recreation of the films created by JC Films, a studio that makes "Christian entertainment free from uncomfortable surprises".[2] So, y'know, reactionary Christian propaganda. It doesn't exist anywhere on their website, so they likely got their shit rocked by copyright lawyers. The image was located by @ahkmenrah on 9 March 2026, so it was wiped in less than 4 months.[3] And who wouldn't want this AI generated slop among the catalog of other AI slop films the studio has produced?
Night at the Creation Museum
Yes, this is real. A film made to promote creationism. It's just too funny not to include. There's also a sequel, "Night at the Ark Encounter". I don't want to fuck up my recommended, so I'm not gonna seek it out. Send it to me if you want me to suffer.
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