Theories


"It's kind of how we pass the time."

This page is about fan theories. These may never be proven or be proven wrong. Please take with a grain of salt.

The Nick's Tales Timeline


The timelines split at NATM 1, the first time the Tablet is taken outside the AMNH since the 1950s. If the moon's light did recharge the Tablet's magic that night, the timeline goes to NATM 2, then the Nick's Tales books, then NATM 4. If it did not, the timeline goes to NATM 2, then 3, which ends the story. The former is the "Nick's Tales" timeline, focusing on Nick's involvement and development. The latter is Larry's timeline, focusing on him instead.

This was expanded on by Ian in Issue 5 of The Night Guard's Notebook.

The "Just Some Guy" Theory


Octavius, instead of Augustus, is a citizen or even an actor playing the role of Augustus.

Evidence

The Fucking Liar Theory


Octavius, regardless of his role as Augustus, is a fucking liar.

Evidence

The J.S.S. Theory


Jedediah is Jedediah Strong Smith, a cartographer and mountain man who mapped the American West. Smith was not a cowboy, or even a Westerner; but was from New York.

Evidence

Jed, Destroyer of Worlds


Jedediah is a world-ending entity capable of making this reality cease to be at a moment's notice. He doesn't, though, simply because it would make Octavius upset. And he'd lose access to nougats.

Evidence

Admin: That's the extent of the evidence. I just think it's funny. Our little gay cowboy is voiced by Sephiroth.